The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Endless falling....

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to kill yourself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!