The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!