The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!