The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to hear morse code.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be HUMAN

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to have a power

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!