The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to only tell the truth

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!