The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!