The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to hear morse code.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!