the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!