The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Grass eating

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!