The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Grass eating

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!