The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Turn gold into lead.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!