The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make fish drown.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!