The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!