how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to fart flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!