The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!