The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to die

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to have a black president

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to only tell the truth

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!