The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to become a carrot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!