The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Endless falling....

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!