the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of love

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to be a human

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!