the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!