The ability to be a rock

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!