the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the ability to die once you have died

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Find Waldo

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!