The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!