the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to see the present.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!