the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be dead

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!