The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to shit in your eye

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!