the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to die at will

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to never finish your sente

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!