the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to know what time is not

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!