The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to switch gender identity

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Imortality.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!