The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to remember th...

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!