The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!