- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control hummingbirds.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

Pointless Super Powers