The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to shower naked.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!