The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!