The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!