The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!