Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!