The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to snore.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the power to be phone

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to get older every second

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!