The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to be a human

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!