The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!