The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!