The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Endless falling....

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to make fish drown.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!