The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Find Waldo

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to exist

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the power to lose your power at will

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!