the power to fly if you are touching the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

thumb_up thumb_down +180

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to change the color of your piss

thumb_up thumb_down +122

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

thumb_up thumb_down +112

power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The ability to fart inwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!