The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!