the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to exist

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the power to lose your power at will

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!