The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!