the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to die at will

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!