The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!