The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Swiss army teeth.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to sleep

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the power to not have power

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!