The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!