- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The ability to have no abilities.

the power to glow in the light

the power to make elton john gay

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to write in invisible ink

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to have a small penis

The Power to die at will

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The power to turn things in to wood

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to fart at will.

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

Pointless Super Powers